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| Heroes in Rehab |
| Mug Shot Department - Patient Files |
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Since Tiger Beat ain't likely to have articles on the inmates...
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Roland Taylor: ("Rollie", "Weird Guy", "Lothar") Bass player and resident freak. Given to rehearsing in his underwear, though he has thankfully not yet decided to premiere this particular costuming during public performances. Demands that Heroes' first video feature an elephant and tall grass. We don't get it either. |
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David Crothers: ("Davey C", "Cro-Magnon Man", "Otto") Drummer and backup vocalist. Penned the tune "Footsteps", but for some reason can't EVER remember how the dang thing goes.
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Rui Cardoso: (below right) ("The Rui", "Chester", "Wolfgang"). Lead guitarist and Toxic Twin Number One. Claims he would rather smoke than eat. Go figure, the guy is a chef. Rumours that he has like six extra fingers on his left hand are probably untrue. Backup vocalist when he feels like it. Last Hero to join the band; first to flee to a foreign country - they sent him back.
Ed Slater: (below left) ("Junior", "Klaus") Alleged rhythm guitarist and lead vocalist. Toxic Twin Number Two. Once offered to purchase Wendel Clark a beer, only to be told to "Beat it, kid". Didn't realize until weeks later that he is actually OLDER than Wendel. 
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