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A bunch of guys in a studio with no beer. Still, here's what happened.

Full length Compact Disc "Ouais":
(say "Waaa", NOT "Wah" or, God forbid, "Oasis")

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Ouais
Brrrwah Records, 1996

*achieved triple teflon sale status

Track List:
Wednesday, In Your Ear, Kurt, Footsteps, So It Goes, 30, Confident One, Dreams, Heaven, Billy Pilgrim, Apology

Comments:
Recorded at Reaction Studios, Toronto, September 1994. Nick Blagona produced, engineered and shook, among other things, his booty. Tom Heron assisted Nick with tapes, wires and assorted electro-hobgoblinry. Mary Jane Russell sang backups on "In Your Ear" and fed the unwashed masses. Mastered several times, ultimately at Pizzazudio...tip to aspiring rockers: your master CD should NOT be used as a coaster atop the telly. Praise be to the grape wizards at Dornfelder and their fine, fine elixir.

The record was not released until August 1996, during a gala performance at Stratenger's, Toronto. As Hero Roland points out, this occasion marked the first and only performance of a libretto penned by the Heroes under their real names; of course, the music performed by the Heroes on that evening was strongly influenced (as indeed are all Heroes compositions) by the work of Trauserkov. Efforts are being made to locate a copy of the libretto as we speak, but those knuckleheads at the Smithsonian won't return our calls.

NEW !! DOWNLOAD FREE Ouais MP3s !!

On February 10, 2002 Heroes in Rehab approved the release of 1994'S "Ouais" in MP3 format on an "if you wants it, like that's a beauty, go ahead and download it eh?" basis. It's kind of a bummer for the people who actually bought the damn CD, but dude that was like six years ago and you got the really cool Peter Ferguson cover art and all. The record was produced by Nick Blagona with the able assistance of Tom Heron at Reaction Studios. Below, download the tracks that we think are the best ones on the record...

Download Smash Hit Single "Wednesday"

...okay, not sure if you WANT to know this, but hey, humour us and besides, you need SOMETHING to read while the freakin' thing is downloading.

"Wednesday" is a song about philosophy. Originally conceived as a suicide note, the lyric considers the objective problem of physical humans conceived as the mental construct of an all-knowing supreme being, with each individual inherently flawed and bent on its own destruction. It attempts to describe the subjective pain experienced by each "instance" of that Thought at the moment that the individual becomes fully conscious of its own limitations. Beyond that, it also contains a WAY righteous guitar solo.

The song is, believe it or not, ultimately hopeful, which explains why "Wednesday" or "Humpday" was chosen as the title. It is the only Heroes song to ever be performed in sign language, for the hearing impaired. It is also the first Heroes song to be played on Q-107 FM radio, Toronto.

The lyrics for "Wednesday" are posted in the

Lyrics Department

Sonic Extravaganza "Billy Pilgrim".mp3

Listen to Billy Pilgrim in Real Audio format

The lyric for "Billy Pilgrim" was written with Michael Williams, over more than a few beers at the "Grad House", University of Windsor hangout frequented by Heroes Ed, Dave, Darin and Roland in the early '90s.

"Billy Pilgrim" attempts to describe the mental adventure of the main character in Kurt Vonnegut's "Slaughterhouse Five" (a way excellent book that all Heroes fans should read immediately, even before peeing tomorrow morning). The main character in Vonnegut's book, Billy Pilgrim, is a survivor of the Allied bombing of Dresden in World War II. He is so horrified by the atrocities of war that he time travels to Tralfamadore. Heroes attempted to represent the time travel portions of the book in two ways: first, with the refrain "this time tomorrow," and second with the final instrumental minutes of the song. This "Tralfamadore Instrumental", is melodically, chromatically and rhythmically unrelated to the initial composition and is intended to express a hope for transcendence. Vonnegut's book is a lot funnier in places than our description seems to permit. Oh well, so it goes. Our song has a way better guitar solo than his book any day.

Rich Textures of Heaven in mp3 format

Hmmm, how to explain the song "Heaven" without embarrassing folk who might even now be browsing this site? I guess the point is to imagine that you WERE one of the two main characters in this "break-up" song...ever notice how you break up with someone, but remain "friends", then the next thing you know (s)he is complaining to you about the way your replacement is treating him/her ? Anyway, if you really felt something for that person, you're torn between the need to hate their guts to make yourself feel better and whatever that thing is that you felt for them ...and you can remember every goddam detailed millisecond of the moment, right down to the red she wore. Then you become the kind of "friends" that don't speak to each other at all and your mutual friends disavow knowledge of either of your existences, depending upon who is present. Or not. Ain't life grand?

As far as the music, this song as originally conceived was inspired by the sound and lyrical flow of the Tragically Hip's "At the Hundredth Meridian" from their most excellent album "Fully Completely". Of course, it ended up sounding really nothing like that or anything else that the Hip ever recorded. This version of the song appeared in part over the closing credits of the film "Anchors".

Download Apology in mp3 format

Like "Heaven", "Apology" deals with the duality and general insanity of post-breakup emotions. The word "apology" is used not only in the common, but also the classic Socratic sense, signifying both remorse and the concept of "explanation". Think "what if Socrates, Burt Bacharach and Pearl Jam got together to write a hurtin' song?" It was first performed in a warehouse filled with aluminum siding.

It's intended to be ultimately positive, suggesting that through thought and reason, one can arrive at a level of peace and comfort with disappointments in affairs of the heart, and indeed gain an appreciation of the grandeur of life. It is rather obviously a work of fiction.

There's also some stuff in there that obliquely refers to the race of giants in the "Thomas Covenant Unbeliever" series of books...if you READ them and STILL missed it, e-mail us 'cause we need to use more words like "baby, baby baby" in our songs. If you DID get it, don't e-mail us because no one is going to believe you anyway.

Additional useless piece of trivia: a muzak version of this song was recorded by the Heroes for a supermarket sequence in the film "Anchors". Rui played keyboards, while everybody else laughed their ass off.

Sweet Anticipation of "In Your Ear".mp3

There are SOME uplifting songs in the catalogue! "In Your Ear" is the first song Ed ever wrote, originally under the title of "By the Way" and featuring a completely unrelated lyric. On the very first occasion that version of the song was performed by Heroes (then Billy Pilgrim), the crowd at the Dominion House sang along as they danced. The lyrics and title were promptly changed. Maybe someday, we'll post the early demo recordings of these songs, and you can hear how they evolved. On the other hand, maybe you don't really care.

It's another "moment" song, but a song about the joy in that delicious moment that exists only in between the start of the relationship and the time that somebody takes the risk and decides to say "I love you". Of course, what happens after that moment varies dramatically, and the idea of someone "laughing" as they whisper the words is left purposely unexplained....

What's the Deal With "So It Goes".mp3 ?

The refrain "So It Goes" is drawn again from Vonnegut's "Slaughterhouse Five". The song was written in the early '90s during a time when there was a pretty notorious and very evil pair of sex-killers about to go on trial here in Ontario. The song is supposed to anticipate the moment of such a person's death, and the lyric represents a conversation in the last moments of life between such a killer and the devil, who taunts his soon-to-be victim with visions of ignominy and eternal nothingness. In the middle eight, there's an aside by the devil, who asks the author, the band, and the listener whether they have prepared themselves in life for the ultimate existential crisis..."have you prepared for the long dark night of the soul"? This portion of the lyric was partly inspired by a dinnertime conversation with David's father, Tom.

Observers of Vonnegut's writings with anything more than a third-grade education will likely inquire as to whether it is appropriate to ask moral questions like these by making reference to fatalistic characters like Billy Pilgrim. Buy us a beer sometime and we'll chat about it...

Works in Progress Sub-Department:

The Heroes haven't been doing absolutely NOTHING since Ouais was recorded in 1994. By 1996, they had managed to donate enough blood and return enough empties to pay for the release of the damn thing (the party was pretty cool - the band cooked dinner for the audience that night before performing).

In 1998, the Heroes assembled upstairs at Wavy Gravy's house, where there was an incredibly stinky fridge, to write some music for the movie "Anchors". The equipment was improperly grounded, and in between the relatively frequent electrocutions, the band managed to record demo versions of several new songs. These are collected below, in MP3 format.

The Heroes were on hiatus between November of '98 and December 2001. There is no truth to the rumour that the band was gathered in a bunker deep beneath the Saskatchewan prairie awaiting a milennial holocaust, hoping to emerge and propagate a race of flatulent musicians and brewmasters.

MP3s

Sebastien's Theme.mp3

Sebastien's Theme is an instrumental piece written for the soundtrack of the movie "Anchors". The song appears in the title sequence of the movie, which was independently produced in Toronto by Blue Flame Productions. This version is one of the Wavy Gravy demos, done before the recording session for the soundtrack. This version was recorded on a Tascam 4-track. The lead guitar part was so loud when recorded that I could hear it down the street when I was buying smokes. Now THAT's rock and roll. Later that night, our gear was ripped off.

Keep checking back here...we're going to try to get authorization to post at least the segment from the film "Anchors" for which this song was specifically written.

Ready Set Go.mp3

Another of the Wavy Gravy demos, Ready Set Go was recorded over the course of a couple of hours on a Tascam 4-track cassette recorder with four microphones. Engineered and recorded by Rui and Ed, over about ten packs of cigarettes and MANY hours too close to the stinky fridge.

"Ready Set Go" has nothing to do with philosophy. It's a song about gettin' it on freaky jungle style. Dude, not EVERYTHING is a math problem...

Life Is a Pretty Girl.mp3

A Wavy Gravy demo. Recorded on Tascam 4 track. The bass and drums drop out in the first verse because Rui and Ed forgot to turn the switch on the f*&#ing thing to "safe" when bouncing a couple of tracks down. Oh well, it turned out kind of "arty". I wonder if that's how they recorded "Dark Side of the Moon" ?  Written by Ed on a cocktail napkin at the Court Jester pub, Pape and Danforth Toronto.

In a nutshell, the song is about the real problem of trying to write songs/lyrics that express universal truths, while using and being confined by the conventions of the pop song form. The lyric about "Stephen" alludes to James Joyce's "Ulysses", a book that everyone tells me is beautiful and perfect, but a book that I for one still can't get my head around. The line "life is a pretty girl" is, to me, a hell of a lot easier to understand and just as freakin' true.

Lips.mp3

The last of the Wavy Gravy demos. Unanimously voted "song with the ugliest title" by all band members. Apologies to Wm. Shakespeare for butchering some pretty keen lyrics in the middle bit. Based on a guitar riff written by Rui, the song was written over the course of an hour or two in some little rehearsal hall near the Beverly Tavern on Queen Street in Toronto. Weighing in at a hefty eight minutes, this puppy will never see the light of day on commercial radio. Oh well, I like it anyway.

The lyric of the song is structured around my best recollection of one of Romeo's big speeches. I haven't actually checked Stratford Billy's version to see how/if the two correspond in fact, rather than simply in my imagination. The lyric was written while standing in a doorway on Bay Street having a smoke at about three o'clock in the morning. Rui had previously written a guitar riff that, by sheer coincidence, seemed to fit.

Belinda's Theme.mp3

Not actually a Heroes recording - this is a demo of a Heroes song written for "Anchors". The original version of Belinda's theme was recorded along with Sebastien's Theme and some mall music versions of other Heroes songs by all Heroes at Number 9 studios in November 1998. It turned out so bitchin' that most of the band spent a fair portion of the evening flat on their backs being totally freaked out by the "snaky" samples that had been dropped in. Anyway, we don't have the tape of the finished product from that session. This version, minus the freaky bits, was recorded by Ed months later with sequenced drums courtesy of ReBirth programming by Doug Slater. You'll kinda get the idea of the song, anyway.

Crazy Dance Version of Belinda.mp3

Here's one more demo version of Belinda's Theme - the Eastern guitar riff is the same, but here the drums are organic - they're actually the backing tracks to "So It Goes". It was an experiment. The "bass" is actually a pitch-shifted guitar. Freaky 'n cheeky. Ed is solely to blame for this one.

Lorelei.rm

Another Wavy Gravy demo. This song was based around a riff that Rui brought to the band. Ed wrote a lyric to coincide. Originally designed to sound "like a Chilean folksong" (?) the song has morphed into something unto itself. When performed live, the middle bit includes a round of handclapping because we don't have any additional percussion 'cept what de Good Lord done give us. The lyric is about a guy that falls in love with a hooker, because there just aren't enough Chilean folksongs about hookers. And yes, it's fictional. Get your mind out of the gutter! Considerable abuse has been heaped upon the choice of "Lorelei" as the name of the title character, most of which relates to the apparent existence of a song by the very crappy band "Styx" that uses the same name. When someone can suggest a name that fits better, it will be considered...