Here, the Heroes will share with you practically anything nice anybody has to say about them (not even just stuff about the music, but say, for example "Gosh, those guys are wicked road hockey players") and even some stuff that isn't nice, so long as it's funny and isn't going to get anybody arrested.

Floyd, of www.geocities.com/floydsgarage, writes (Feb 11/02):

"...ya'll seem to be doing pretty good for yourselves. At least your clothes seem to fit and you appear to be eating healthy. Me, I boiled a pelican in a bucket last night. I traded a copy of my CD for half a can of Spam last week. Give me a dollar. Or at least send me a can of Spam for my awesome tunes on 'Will Play for Food'. Do you have any spare blankets I could have???"

If you have blankets for Floyd, or if you are in need of a good recipe for bucket pelican, Floyd may be located "under a bridge on US 41".